--This year's Prat of the year winner has the staff of the Quibbler stumped. He was not amoung the choices we listed 2 issues ago, but Gringotts, the firm responsible for collecting and counting the votes, has assured us that there was no vote tampering and that the submissions were put under the care of it's most accomplished curse breaker. Ah well. But since nobody on staff had even heard of Mr. Weasley, I have been forced to rely on freelance journalist Gred N. Forge.--
Mr. Lovegood.
It has been said by many people I have associated with that there is no bigger Prat in the wizarding world than one Percival Ignatius Weasley. Now the world has undeniable proof that this is in fact the case.
"He made my mother cry at Chirstmas!" says Ginerva W.
"Zat Percy, 'ee 'as alot of nerve. We invite 'im to our wedding and he burns the invitation! We 'ate zat buffon!" says Fleur D
"I'd say he used to be cool, but he never was cool!" Lee J. tells us.
"THAT BASTARD STOOD ME UP SO THAT HE COULD FOLLOW THE MINSTER AROUND LIKE A PUPPY!" Penelope C. has confided in us.
"Percy used to be cool. Now he's just a twit." the very educated Hermione G relayed to us.
"Percy's a minister's assistant? And here I am playing Quidditch with legions of female fans." gloats Oliver W.
"Will I say 'Percy is the worst assistant I've ever had?' No I won't say that? ...What do you mean I just did?" - Former Minister of Magic Cornellius F said.
"He needs ter have his ears boxed fer a few hours. I'd be glad ter be doin' it fer Molly." - Rebeus H. has volunteered
"Percy may be under an imperius curse." Alastor "Mad-Eye" M. exclaims!
"He's clearly got a serious narggle infestation, probably from kissing under an infested mistletoe! Read my article to find out how to prevent it from happening to you!" - shills Luna L.
But our most telling statement comes from the Boy who lived:
"Percy's a prat" says Harry P.
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I felt I needed to include part of the article. I maye do a full article at a later date.
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1,2, Freddy's coming for you 3,4, Jason's at the door 5,6, Scream'll fix you quick 7,8, Lecter's at the gate 9,10, Michael's home again If you think slashers are hot, copy this into your profile
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I'm a proud bumblebee er. . . i mean Hufflepuff "POLKA WILL NEVER DIE! Say it with me POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!" - Harry Dresden, professional wizard (he's in the phone book!) "Pie in a cup" - oozingmoo "Flying Toadstool Tortoises like to eat Brunettes"
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I'm a proud bumblebee er. . . i mean Hufflepuff "POLKA WILL NEVER DIE! Say it with me POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!" - Harry Dresden, professional wizard (he's in the phone book!) "Pie in a cup" - oozingmoo "Flying Toadstool Tortoises like to eat Brunettes"
But our most telling statement comes from the Boy who lived:
"Percy's a prat" says Harry P.
Isn't that the same as eveyone BEFORE him already said? Sometimes the Quibbler doesn't know what logical order means. Well they don't know the word 'logical' either.
When did it suddenly become cool to hate everything? It's a growing problem, especially in the entertainment world, and no one benefits from an increasingly hard to please, pessimistic audience.
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Soy extraña, eso es normal? I am strange, is that normal? Je suis étrange, Est-ce que c'est normal?"
I luff it!!!!
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Beware my crazy side:
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1,2, Freddy's coming for you
3,4, Jason's at the door
5,6, Scream'll fix you quick
7,8, Lecter's at the gate
9,10, Michael's home again
If you think slashers are hot, copy this into your profile
but i love Percy
and im pretending he and Penny get back together
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I'm a proud bumblebee er. . . i mean Hufflepuff
"POLKA WILL NEVER DIE! Say it with me POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!"
- Harry Dresden, professional wizard (he's in the phone book!)
"Pie in a cup" - oozingmoo
"Flying Toadstool Tortoises like to eat Brunettes"
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I'm a proud bumblebee er. . . i mean Hufflepuff
"POLKA WILL NEVER DIE! Say it with me POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!"
- Harry Dresden, professional wizard (he's in the phone book!)
"Pie in a cup" - oozingmoo
"Flying Toadstool Tortoises like to eat Brunettes"
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In case of emergency oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling above your head and untangling them will annoy you before you die
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lily-rose.p
"Percy's a prat" says Harry P.
Isn't that the same as eveyone BEFORE him already said? Sometimes the Quibbler doesn't know what logical order means. Well they don't know the word 'logical' either.
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