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"Maggie" is Rogue's D&D persona.  Maggie is a barbarian.  The thing that separates her from most barbarians is her sword - Gigante Burster, Reaper of Troll... or as Maggie calls him "Gigabuster."

Gigabuster is an intelligent Acid & Flaming burst Great sword made from dwarven "Springstone" whose intended purpose is to destroy trolls.  Initially the sword resented being called "Gigabuster..."

ROGUE: Dang!  This is a big ol' blade... and she's green, too.

DAZZLER: I make a bardic Knowledge check! (rolls) WHOO-HOO! 20!

BEAST (the DM): (writes and then sends a paper airplane Dazzler's way) Open that and read it.

DAZZER as TWIGGY: That's not any sword!  That's Gigante Burster, Reaper of Trolls!

BEAST as GB: Thank you for using my proper name.  That's very kind of you.

TWIGGY: And he talks.

ROGUE as MAGGIE:  Y'all! Talk!  Well, howdy there. Gigabuster! ...hello?  Giggy?  Hey, Sugah! Ah'm talkin' to ya!

GB: I will not respond unless you call me my proper name!

MAGGIE: Look, Moonpie, Ah ain't gonna remember that name, so Ah'll make a deal with ya, since we both seem to live to kill trolls! You let me call ya Gigabuster and Ah'll let you kill any troll we come across iffn' someone else doesn't beat us to it.  Will that dog hunt?

GB: What?

TWIGGY: She means "Do we have an agreement in principle?"

GB: Oh... Yes, under one more condition.  Hook me up with that slender cutey over there.

MAGGIE:  You mean Twiggy?

GB: No, that Songblade on her hip!  She has got it goin' on!

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Would anyone like to see a story about the gang playing D&D? (I've done fics like this before a few years ago, notably the Sailor Senshi playing D&D... which I've sadly lost.)
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An XD&D story would be great!  I want to see more Maggie and Twiggy. :)