Babysitting the Boys

"So, Bruce calls me, tells me he's in a bit of a jam and he needs his massively hot Lawyer cousin to help him out.  I figured that he needed legal help, so I pack a couple bags (and a couple swimsuits as well) and hopped a Quinjet to Miami, only to find out the big oaf (oh, he was back to Hulk by the time I got there) wanted me to help him flatten Wolverine once and for all.  So I took a seat next to this fellow Pegasister, order a couple of Green Russians, and watch them fight for a few hours while Lebeau and Jubilee kept taking bets on what would happen next.  I take it the boys being chased into the ocean by Kitty, Jean, Lorna, Janet (Oh yeah, Janet flew down with me... turned giant-sized for this one) Rogue and Judge Blaire's little girl had impossible odds, unless of course you ignore those girls being talked into it by a certain Gammazon who then placed a wager on it. "
-Shulkie on Spring break

"I had to keep one set of claws around that psycho female Green Giant!  I nearly ran her through when she came close to crushing my foot with her leg.  I don't know what was more disturbing - the fact that she drank about a gallon of those Green Russian or that she was a fan of Pinky Pie.  But hey, she turned out to be cool with in the end and bought a few cases of our Brand X soda (that bottle next to me is our new test item - Kinney's Formula XXIII Maple Syrup Root Beer."
-X-23 on Spring Break