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The TARDIS shows up on a street somewhere in England. As soon as she steps out the phone rings. She opens the door and answers.
DOCTOR: Hello?... Which Prime Minister?... WHICH British Prime Minister?... "The Current One" doesn't mean that much to me since I'm a time-... Oh, Maggie. Yes, since this is 1988 you would be the current. While I've got you here Benny and Winnie are up for PM poker this Friday, but you have to bring the crisps... no, we kicked Lloyd out after he took a swing at Winnie last week. I think we'll get Wellington to take his place... of course we're going to make fun of Neville. Wouldn't be PM Poker if we didn't. So what did you need? Wait, who are you switching me over to? Ah, the Brigadier! So you are the one who directed me here. What can I do for you? Uh-huh... I see... wait wait wait. SAVE CHRISTMAS? Is this a joke? And how do you expect me to save Christmas? A helper... THE helper? What are you... no. You mean The Helper is her name. No... she can't be. ...No! That little brat has been crank calling the TARDIS for centuries! I don't care if she IS half time lord! The other half is pure Imp! ...Well, I don't see another TARDIS on this corner or any people for that matter. All there is is a Phone booth and a post box... Oh, so her TARDIS is here after all... I'm telling you there's no one here! Well, if you think I'm going to wait around while that brain-dead pixie decides to show up you have clear gone as mad as she is and she is standing behind me right now screwing up faces while I'm talking to you, isn't she? Alright. I'll save Christmas... of course I will. I'm the Doctor. (hangs up the phone and turns to face the Helper) I suppose you think you're being terribly clever making your TARDIS into a phone booth?
HELPER: Oi, 'oo told you fat phone boof was me Tardy?
DOCTOR: Well, the only other thing on this corner is the post box!
HELPER: Yeah, well what else you expect Santa's 'elper to use? 'ow else am I supposed to get letters from children?
DOCTOR: (rubbing her forehead and sighing) What's the problem, then?
HELPER: You are gonna love this... You fink you can (snicker) SEE a way to 'andle the Silence AND the Weeping Angels?
CUE OPENING
LUCY PINDER
RACHAEL FAWKES
DOCTOR WHO
"Can You See What I See?"
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the 13th Doctor's X-Mas special features NNW wrestler Rachael Fawkes as the Helper sailmaster-seion.deviantart.co…
DOCTOR: Hello?... Which Prime Minister?... WHICH British Prime Minister?... "The Current One" doesn't mean that much to me since I'm a time-... Oh, Maggie. Yes, since this is 1988 you would be the current. While I've got you here Benny and Winnie are up for PM poker this Friday, but you have to bring the crisps... no, we kicked Lloyd out after he took a swing at Winnie last week. I think we'll get Wellington to take his place... of course we're going to make fun of Neville. Wouldn't be PM Poker if we didn't. So what did you need? Wait, who are you switching me over to? Ah, the Brigadier! So you are the one who directed me here. What can I do for you? Uh-huh... I see... wait wait wait. SAVE CHRISTMAS? Is this a joke? And how do you expect me to save Christmas? A helper... THE helper? What are you... no. You mean The Helper is her name. No... she can't be. ...No! That little brat has been crank calling the TARDIS for centuries! I don't care if she IS half time lord! The other half is pure Imp! ...Well, I don't see another TARDIS on this corner or any people for that matter. All there is is a Phone booth and a post box... Oh, so her TARDIS is here after all... I'm telling you there's no one here! Well, if you think I'm going to wait around while that brain-dead pixie decides to show up you have clear gone as mad as she is and she is standing behind me right now screwing up faces while I'm talking to you, isn't she? Alright. I'll save Christmas... of course I will. I'm the Doctor. (hangs up the phone and turns to face the Helper) I suppose you think you're being terribly clever making your TARDIS into a phone booth?
HELPER: Oi, 'oo told you fat phone boof was me Tardy?
DOCTOR: Well, the only other thing on this corner is the post box!
HELPER: Yeah, well what else you expect Santa's 'elper to use? 'ow else am I supposed to get letters from children?
DOCTOR: (rubbing her forehead and sighing) What's the problem, then?
HELPER: You are gonna love this... You fink you can (snicker) SEE a way to 'andle the Silence AND the Weeping Angels?
CUE OPENING
LUCY PINDER
RACHAEL FAWKES
DOCTOR WHO
"Can You See What I See?"
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the 13th Doctor's X-Mas special features NNW wrestler Rachael Fawkes as the Helper sailmaster-seion.deviantart.co…
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